Mom wanted breakfast for dinner and why deny her request on Mother’s Day weekend when abominations like these cupcake pancakes exist? 🍴🍳 #breakfast #pancakes #ihop (at IHOP)

Moscow mules make us reckless 🙃😜👏 #yesss #bbs #prestripclub #😳 (at Flatiron Hall Restaurant and Beer Cellar)

I thoroughly appreciate that NYU’s version of a graduation celebration includes tacos, alcohol, and a metric ton of cheese 🧀 🍷🌮 #cheese #nyu #graduationparty (at NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study)

Butter up, baby 🦀🍴#lobster #birthdays #yesss (at Burger & Lobster)

I’ll only stop ‘gramming these tweets when they stop being amazing. Also: Someone frame that photo for me ASAP. Dwayne insists on it. 🤗👏 #gq #dwaynejohnson #bffs

tfw your waiter is a teen dream and you guys propose to one another mid-meal and life after thesis-ing is iconic 😜🎉 #mondaze #margaritas #prom2017 (at Empellon Taqueria)

I’m defending my thesis tomorrow and I can’t tell if I want to cry because I’m slightly terrified or because grad school’s nearly over… 😱😳 #thesis #gradschoolproblems #thesislife

This was the nicest photo we took last night that doesn’t make us look like we’re college freshman so I’m posting it here for posterity 🎉💃🏻 #myladies #fridaynight #oops (at The Woods)

Sweat is easily the best volumizer in the world 😜💦 #bighairalways #hi #cardioday

Toastin’ to Julia moving to San Fran and dining al fresco 🍽🤗 #avocadotoast #mmm #bye (at Cafe Orlin)

💭📖 #exitwest #cozy #bookstagram

Wrappin’ up this Wednesday right 💅🏼⚡️👊🏼 #overthrownyc #boxing #thosewrapstho (at Overthrow New York Boxing Club)

Celebrating some big changes at @huffpost 🎉🌮🍹 #rebranding #mmm #huffpostgram

That 5 pound lobster and 2 pounds of linguine and clam sauce were too big so the 15 pounds of King Crab legs we also had didn’t fit in this photo… 😱🍝🦀 #omg #sundaydinner #seafood

A bartender made a sign for me last night and I cried because it was sweet, unexpected, and spelled so wrong. Also: Alcohol. At any rate, my friends are 💯, tequila is 😳, and 3am lo mein is forever. 🎉😜 #saturdaynight #wohop #whiskeytavern (at Whiskey Tavern)